What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:34
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do girls ever miss their first love?
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.